Troops what would you call a man that couldn't partake in a humorous play with our soldiers/marines for the ..?

holidays? I asked who would volunteer to be santa and slide down my ...panties, I mean chimney on christmas? I got tys for that question and obviously someone was so insecure with their own uality they turned me in like a coward shooting me in the back. say it to my face, but don't take our troops only little bits of fun from them. you need to check your jealousy meeter. I think it's up for a fix.